It's happening!
Wait up, guys!
The baby is coming! The baby is coming!
I'm having a baby!
- Code blue, code blue. - Or pink, if it's a girl
Coming up, baby! Coming up, baby!
I'm coming, Ellie!
We got it.
Ellie, Ellie! Elle, where are you?
Where am I? - Manny?
I told you, it was just a kick.
Oh, right..right! Oh, wow!
Oh, you really gave daddy a scare!
Daddy got silly.
Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom.
Silly daddy! Yea-a-a-h!
Sorry, folks. False alarm!
It was just a kick.
You know, who I would like to kick?
- That's the third false alarm this week!
Alright, show's over.. break it up, break it up!
Oh, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven?
I'm not pregnant!
It's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother.
Manny, I know you're excited. I am too.
But you're getting a little carried away.
Okay, okay...
Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego.
Wait a second... Where is Diego?
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My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning!
Oh, look at this! I got to tiptoe! I got to tiptoe!
Eat my dust, dingo!
Now?
Hmm..can I look now?
- Easy, don't freak out the baby.
The baby is fine.
It's the freaked out daddy, I'm worried about.
Ah, uh, uh! No peeking.
Voila! Playground for junior...
- Oh, wow!
It's amazing.
Oh, Manny...
- I made it myself.
Our family.
Hey, why aren't I up there?
- You can be on ours. You'd fit right in!
Thanks!
Of course, it's still work in progress.
Few rough edges, here and there.
I don't believe it! You're trying to baby proof nature.
Baby proof nature? Get outta here.
That's ridiculous.
Manny, this is the world our baby's gonna grow up in.
You can't change that!
Of course I can, I'm the biggest thing on earth.
Okay big daddy, I can't wait to see...
..how you handle the teen years.
Come on, Sid!
I don't want you touching anything.
This place is for kids.
Are you a kid? Don't answer that.
Diego, there you are! You missed the big surprise.
- Oh, right..right!
- I'll check it out later. - Okay. See ya!
You know, I think there's something bothering, Diego.
No, I'm sure everything's fine.
You should talk to him.
Guys don't talk to guys, about guy problems.
We just punch each other on the shoulders.
- That's stupid!
- To a girl...
To a guy, that's like six months of therapy.
Okay, Okay, I'm going.
Hey!
Aww!
Why'd you do that? - I don't know.
So, listen!
Ellie thinks, there's something bothering you
And I told her...
Actually, I've been thinking that...
Soon, it might be time for me to head out.
Okay.
So, I'll just tell her that you're fine. It was nothing!
Look, who are we kidding, Manny? I'm losing my edge.
I'm not really built for chaperoning playdates.
What do you talking about?
- Having a family, that's huge!
And I'm happy for you, but...
It's your adventure, not mine.
- So, you don't want to be around my kid?
No, no, no..that's... You're taking this the wrong way.
No, go!
Go find some adventure, Mr. adventure guy!
Don't let my boring domestic life hit you on the bottom, on your way out.
Isn't Ellie supposed to be the one with the hormonal imbalance?
Manny, wait! No one has to leave.
So? - That's why guys don't talk to guys.
- Why? What happened? - Diego's leaving.
Whoa, whoa! This should be the best time of our lives.
We're having a baby!
- No, Sid. They're having a baby - Yeah, but we're a herd.
We're family!
Look things have changed. Manny has other priority's now.
Face it, Sid. We had a great run, but...
..now it's time to move on.
So, it's just the two of us?
- No, Sid. It's not the two of us.
Crash and Eddie are coming with us?
Just Crash? Just Eddie?
Goodbye, Sid!
Okay, calm down. Calm down.
I'm good at making friends.
I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do!
Hey! Me amigos! Que pasa?
Well, at least you still got your looks.
Oh, great!
Anybody here? Anyone?
Hello?
Oh, poor guys!
I know what it's like to feel abandoned.
Don't worry, you're not alone anymore.
There you go.
Stay here! Stay here!
And you, take care of your brother now.
Momma's coming right back.
Momma's coming, baby!
I got you.
What did I just tell you kids?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Bad eggs, rotten eggs!
A heart attack you almost gave me.
Oh, I'm sorry, darling!
It's just that I love you so much.
Now I want to meet your Uncle Manny and Aunt Elle!
Hi-i-i! - Hello!
I'd like to present, Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko.
Sid, whatever you're doing. It's a bad idea!
Ssh-h-h-h! My kids will hear you.
They're not your kids, Sid. Take them back.
You're not meant to be a parent. - Why not?
First sign: stealing someone else's eggs.
Second sign: one of them almost became an omelet.
Sid, someone must be worried sick looking for them.
No, they were underground, in ice.
If it wasn't for me they'd be...
..Egg sickles!
Sid, I know what you're going through.
You're gonna have a family too someday.
You gonna meet a nice girl with..with...
with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell...
What Manny means to say is... - No, I get it. I'll take them back.
You have your family and I'm better off alone.
By myself!
A fortress of solitude.
In the ice, forever!
Alone, lonely loner..
That's a lot of aloners. - Precisely!
Sid, wait. - No, no, it's ok.
He'll bounce back!
It's one of the advantages of being Sid.
Why should I take you back?
I love kids!
I'm responsible, loving, nurturing.
What do you think?
I knew you would agree.
Oh, oh..don't cry!
Don't..don't cry! I'll find a dry place.
Here, here! Let me just dry you off.
I don't know, being a parents, a lot of work.
Maybe I'm not ready.
Mamma! Mama, mama!
I'm a mommy.
Where's mommy?
Here I am!
There you go, nice clean faces.
I got it! I got it!
Stop it, no. Stop it!
Hey, no biting!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
No, It's okay, it's okay!
Don't cry! Why you still crying?
Are you hungry? Maybe you're hungry.
I know just the thing!
...this is animal
I am your baby and this is my milk
Ahhhh! I thought you were a female!
I'm sorry, but you can't go in.
Manny says, it's just for kids.
Wait a minute... You are kids!
Just don't break anything!
The Sloth says the playground's open!
- No, wait. Not for everyone!
No, no..no! Don't touch that!
What are they? - Who cares? They're fun!
Hey, guys?
Mommy, he's not sharing.
Aren't you gonna do something? - Why, my kid had it first.
Did not! - Did to!
- Did not!
Liar! Liar! Bird on fire!
What is the matter with you? - I'm a single mother with 3 kids.
I could use a little compassion.
Slow down, no! - No, don't!
No, don't! Stop!
- Ronald! Whoa! That's insane.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
No, no! Argh-h-h-h!
Hold on, little Johnny! - I'm trying!
You know, what the experts say is...
..let your kids eat whatever they want.
Do you think my ankles look fat? - Ankles. What ankles?
Ronald, where did you come from?
Oh, no!
Okay, come on! Spit him out!
If you don't spit out little Johnny...
We're leaving the playground this instant...
One...
Two...
Don't make me say, three!
There we are! A picture of health. - That's not little Johnny.
- Well, better than nothing. Madison!
- Come on, barf him up! Sid?
Oh, hai!
Hello, Manny! - Little Johnny!
Oh, wait.. No! No!
Oh, I'm really sorry.
This place is totalled.
- And we didn't reck it. - We're losing our touch bro!
The important thing is that no one got hurt.
Except for that guy.
And, and those three... and her.
I told you to take them back, and you kept them!
Now look what they've done!
Okay granted, we do have some discipline issues.
Eating kids is not a discipline issue.
- But he spit them out!
- Well, that's super! Lets give him a gold star!
Kid of the week!
They don't belong here, Sid.
Whatever they are, wherever you found them,
..take them back.
Really?
I'm not getting rid of my kids!
Earthquake!
It's ok, It's ok! Mamma's here!
Do earthquakes, shriek?
I thought those guys were extinct!
- Well then, that is one angry fossil. Sid-d-d-d?
Come on, inside, inside, inside.
Nobody move a muscle!
No, no, no, Don't cry.
We are poor little lambs who have lost our way.
Baah, baaah! Ahhhh!
Sid! Give them to her. She's their mother.
- How do I know she's their mother?
What do you want, a birth certificate?
She's a Dinosaur!
Well I've put in the, blood, sweat and tears to raise them.
- For a day! Give them back, you lunatic!
Look, these are my kids!
And you're gonna have to go through me to get them!
Sid!!! - Help-p-p!
Help!
Run!
- Don't you have anything better to do?
Help!
- Sid?
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Sid must be down there.
- Well, he is dead! - Real shame!
- He will be missed.
- Oh, no, no, no! Not so fast!
Okay! Ellie, this is where I draw the line.
You, Crash and Eddie back to the village.
Yeah! That's gonna happen.
Ellie! You saw that thing?
This is gonna be dangerous.
Talk to the trunk.
Oh, great!
After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.
Ladies first! - Age before beauty!
- No pain, no gain! - What pain?
Sid? - Sid?
Oh, no! No, no!
Oh, not good! Not good!
Ellie! Ellie, wait up!
Okay look, if you feel anything, even if it's nothing...
..you gotta tell me. And we're outta here.
- Ok!
We need a code word.
Yeah, something that says, "the baby's coming!"
Hmm. How about "Aaah! The baby's coming?"
How's that?
- Nah, too long.
We need something short and punchy, like, uh...
.."peaches!"
Peaches?
I love peaches, they're sweet and round and fuzzy.
- Just like you. - You think I'm round?
Uh..round is good. Round is foxy!
Stay close.
Are you guys having the same dream, I am?
We've been living above an entire world.
And we didn't even know it.
Run for it! Hurry!
Diego, what are you doing here? - Sight seeing!
- Looking for Sid, same as you!
Well, aren't you noble?
This is not the time guys. We need all the help we can get!
Never mind!
Here, boy. Here, come on!
Are you nuts! We're not getting on that thing!
It's either this dinosaur, or that one!
Pregnant lady, wants a lift. Yabba, dabba, Do!
Don't ever, yabba, dabba, do that again!
I feel so puny! - How do you think I feel?
Ouch!
Take cover!
Dude, you're awesome!
You're like the brother I never had! - Me too!
Can we keep him?
Buck. - What?
The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster.
Long for "Buh!".
A little dull.
What are you doing here?
- Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.
Well, he is dead!
Welcome to my world! Now, uh, go home.
Off you pop! - Not without, Sid.
Ellie wait, maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
Manny! We came this far, we're gonna find him.
I got tracks.
Let's go.
If you go in there, you'll find your friend...
..in the after life!
How do you know, oh, great and wisely, weasely one?
Mummy dinosaur...
..carrying three babies and some floppy green thing!
- Yeah, we're friends with the floppy green thing.
You got all that from the tracks?
- No, not really. I saw them come through here earlier.
She's headed for Lava Falls!
That's where they care, for the newborns.
To get there...
You got to go through the jungle of misery.
Across the chasm of death.
To the plates of wow-w-w!
- Wow!
Okay! Good luck with the slow decadence to madness.
We're gonna go now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
What you..you...
You think this is some sort of tropical getaway?
You can't protect your mate, mate!
What are you gonna do with those..those flimsy tusks?
When you run into the Beast?
I call him "Rudy".
Oh, good!
Good! I was worried it was something intimidating like...
..Sheldon or Tim!
Wait! You mean there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?
Aye!
- Aye? - Aye! Aye!
He's the one that gave me this. - Whoa! He gave you that patch?
- For free? That's so cool. - Yeah, maybe he'll give us one too!
Welcome to my world!
Abandon all hope, he who enters there!
- Alright we get it.
Doom and despair. Yadda, yadda, yadda!
Sounds like a jungle of misery to me.
Hold on! - Why? What's wrong?
Peaches? - What?
- No, it's just.. I got a funny feeling.
- You're hungry, low blood sugar!
There's some fruit. - No, Manny!
I wouldn't do that, if I were you.
This isn't exactly your playground.
Like I'm really gonna be afraid of a pretty flower.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Manny?
For the record, I blame you for this.
Stop eating our friends, plant!
That's it! I'm tearing it up, from the roots.
- Do that and it'll clamp-shut forever. - What?
Alright, preggers. Don't get your trunk in a knot.
I'll let them out of there before they're digested.
- Digested?
They'll be nothing but bones in 3 minutes.
Well, maybe five for the fat one. - I'm not fat!
I feel tingly.
Don't say that, when you're pressed up against me.
- Not that kind of tingly. - I can feel it too.
Help! Someone help us!
Ohh, hurry!
It's time to get...
Buck wild!
Who's fat now?
No!
Tourists!
Puked on by a plant! Awesome!
Say something.
Ahh... Thanks for saving us.
Look!
Will you help us find the floppy green thing?
- That's not necessary. - Yes, it is.
Alright, I'll help ya. But I got rules!
Rule number one : Always listen to Buck.
Rule number two : Stay in the middle of the trail.
Rule number three :
He who has gas, travels at the back of the pack.
Come on then! Chop, chop!
We should all have our heads examined.
That's rule number four. Now, let's go find your friend.
Oh..it's okay, it's okay! Don't worry!
We're gonna be fine.
Please stop swing.. a little more to...
See, she's putting us down-n-n-n..
No! I'm too young to be eaten-n-n.
Wow! Nice mucus!
And I don't care for, everyone!
Listen, damn! These things get complicated.
Maybe we can work something out?
I can have them on Sundays to Tuesdays?
Wednesdays to Fridays?
Weekends?
It's okay, mommas okay!
If you eat me, it will send a bad message.
Ha! Score one for the sloth!
And the scores all tied up.
Do you think the beast will find, Sid? - Or, more importantly, us?
- Rudy? Are you joking?
He's relentless!
He knows all, sees all, eats all!
- So, that's a yes.
Hey, get off my lawn! Go on shoo!
I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar.
You know, before he came out.
So, you're just living down here by your wits!
All on your own, no responsibilities?
Not one! It's incredible.
No dependence, no limits,
It's the greatest life a single guy can have.
Did you hear that? This is my kind of place.
Hello? Yeah, no. I can't really talk right now.
Yeah, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth.
Now, they're following me! - I know!
They think I'm crazy!
Ok, we're going into the Chasm of Death!
I'm gonna lose you. I love you too!
- Alright. Goodbye, goodbye, bye. Okay, follow me!
That's you in three weeks.
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So, why do they call it the chasm of death?
- Well we tried, big smelly crack!
But, that just made everybody giggle.
Well, now what?
- Madam... - Woah, she is not doing that.
But..but...but Rule number one.
Come on, mammoth!
You're supposed to have a good memory.
Always listen to Buck.
Now! Eyes forward! Back straight..and..uh, yes!
Breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.
- Toxic fumes?
- Just another day in paradise. - Wait!
Geronimo!
Ellie! You okay? - You have to try this.
Alright now pile on everyone, couldn't be easier.
Don't panic!
Just some technical difficulties.
Keep holding it in, boys.
I can't take it anymore. - He breathe it.
And now, I'm breathing it.
Hey, we're not dead! - You sound ridiculous.
- Me? You should hear you.
Alright, alright. And one, and two...
Christmas, Christmas time is here..
- Stop! Are you crazy?
It's not poison.
It's so disturbing.
Stop laughing, all of you!
- Stop laughing, all of you!
What's rule number one?
They're just laughing, what's so bad about that?
They died laughing.
Stop laughing!
Do you know what's funny though?
We're trying to save Sid and now we're all gonna die!
- And I don't even like Sid. - Who does? He's an idiot!